Sorry with neglecting the blog recently but with one thing and another.....
Anyway, I am back and as I am now all on my own in the department what with Stuart going to pastures new (or gone over to the dark side as I prefer) and everyone else being off on holiday it's lonely in the basement. How Sadaam H. spent all that time in that hole I'll never know.
So what am I going to do for material now?
I will be checking out the best of the web for stuff I think is funny enough to pass on to yaaall.
keep checking back.
Oh, BTW Simon. Those comments about my niece? Can I just remind you that my brother (her father) was trained at great expense by HM goverment to kill people, (ask him about his time spent with 2 Para in a war zone) so it's not me you have to worry about.
On with the blog..
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I am a technician for a UK college Media department and I have been told that as part of the production work for next year the students have to set up their own blog site. How difficult could that be? After all it's just a diary with photos and video clips. So here I am giving it a go with regular updates that I find to be funny, strange or even informative and maybe the odd rant. How hard can that be? Let's find out.
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The things I hear
I use public transport a lot and I work in study areas so I quite often overhear some quite bizzare conversation. I would like to share them with you and hopefully hear from some of yours.
Lets start with a few.
Two first year students discussing pet dogs;
Student 1: My dog is white all over.
Student 2: Is it an albino?
Student 1: No. It's an Alsatian
School kid on a bus;
Did you see that programme on kick boxing on Sky last night? It's better than anything you see on the telly.
Another school kid on a bus;
I hate Tuesdays, I have to get up all day.
Female member of staff when I entered a room carrying a camera;
I hate it when you show up with that thing, when you point it at me I go like a rabbit.
(I think she meant a rabbit in headlights, but you never know).
Well, when they found the Titanic that proved to be faulty.
Student 1: My dog is white all over.
Student 2: Is it an albino?
Student 1: No. It's an Alsatian
School kid on a bus;
Did you see that programme on kick boxing on Sky last night? It's better than anything you see on the telly.
Another school kid on a bus;
I hate Tuesdays, I have to get up all day.
Female member of staff when I entered a room carrying a camera;
I hate it when you show up with that thing, when you point it at me I go like a rabbit.
(I think she meant a rabbit in headlights, but you never know).
A Manchester Utd fan arguing with a manchester City fan during the European Cup final.
Utd Fan: At least we can get into Europe by scoring goals and not by fair play!
Overheard in a pub.
Well, when they found the Titanic that proved to be faulty.
1 comment:
I'm moving to Canada then!
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